My mom has these generic plastic bags that say (on EACH bag):
WARNING: To avoid danger of suffocation, keep away from babies and children. Do not use plastic bags in cribs, beds, carriages, or playpens.
um? Maybe they should add a few more. Here are my suggestions:
WARNING: To avoid possible highway blow-outs, do not inflate and use as a spare tire.
WARNING: To avoid dehydration, do not wear as a wig on a Texas summer day.
WARNING: To avoid malnourishment, do not use as a substitute for noodles in your favorite lo mein recipe.
WARNING: To avoid being splattered, do not fill with water and use as a baseball substitute.
WARNING: To avoid pet trauma, do not use as a makeshift hamster wheel.
WARNING: To avoid possible death by drowning, do not attempt to use baggie as a flotation device.
COME ON! :p
hymns. sandals. Sunday.
Aubs
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